Are you a Hockey Fanatic?
At what point do you deserve to be called obsessed?
Here at Dangle Media we have chosen to revolve our lives around the game we adore. It is safe to say that we embrace being over-the-top, sometimes to a fault, eat/sleep/breathe hockey fans. But we can get away with it, you know, having launched a business about hockey as an excuse. But when do you (the others) draw the line? When is it the right time to seek professional help? If any of the following apply to you, it is probably time to question some things;
- You are on your way out the door and your friends BBM you or WhatsApp you, "Don't wear a Habs/Leafs/Wild shirt tonight, the venue is classy."
- You have ended a relationship because you simply could not agree on which is the greatest rivalry of all time
- There are multiple broken remote controls in your house from being thrown at walls due to tragic OT losses
- If you are a woman you have painted your nails team colours or done your makeup to match your jersey (more credit to you if you are a Flyers fan...that must have been tough)
- You didn't cry during the Notebook, but you absolutely cried during Mystery Alaska
- You have worn your jersey to the beach, in July, during a heatwave
- Multiple calls and emails are placed to ensure the sound will be on at the venue you choose to watch your team play at
- It does not matter how attractive your date is, if they talk during OT in the playoffs, you are going home alone
- Art to you involves stick men and possibly some mountains and sun but you could compete with Monet in a competition to draw your favourite team's logo (practice makes perfect)
- You refer to the colour of your car as Colorado Avalanche Blue or Montreal Canadiens Red
- You have prayed to the "hockey gods" on more than 20 occasions
We hope this has helped you discover whether you are a healthy, happy hockey fan or like us, borderline insane. At least we can all agree, it is better to cheer for any hockey team than no hockey team at all!








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